My cat's dysfunctional tail makes me happy.
Why? If I step on it he doesn't flip out or anything because he can't feel it. And that makes me feel less guilty when I do. He tends to get in the way a lot. He's very lovable though... Usually. He bites me a lot. I think he's a vampire in training. His name is Sergeant Pepper. I'm very proud of myself for coming up with that. I have another cat named George. But he's named after George Washington. Not Harrison. Everyone thinks me and my mom are cat-crazed Beatles fans. And, well, we sort of are but we aren't as obsessed as everyone seems to think.
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