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French sodas make me happy.

Why?  They're delicious...  But evil.  My mom and I bought some the other day when we were shopping at Aldi because it looked good.  I wanted to have some this morning so I opened it carefully because I didn't want to spill it all over the place.  Nothing happened and I was really surprised because it would've been really odd if it had gone flat before I had even opened it.  After about six seconds then thing exploded and I got sweet lemony white fizz all over my kitchen.  It was one of the greatest drinks I've ever had though.